Not A Good Idea

I'm not one to give unsolicited advice.

However, let me at least make one seasonal suggestion.

When you're at the checkout line with a bunch of gifts and the cashier asks you to "Swipe the card, please"...

Don't reply, "Swipe the card, how do you think I got it in the first place?"

That joke caused quite an unfortunate ruckus at the store earlier today.