You’ve Always Dreamed of Doing This to Your Computer

Some guy in Denver just got a ticket for killing his computer.

And by "killing his computer", I mean Lucas Hinch got angry when his Dell computer gave him the "blue screen of death" one too many times and took it out into an alley, where he shot it eight times with a 9MM pistol.

Lucas told the L.A. Times, "It was glorious," he said. "Angels sung on high."

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