Dale Earnhardt Jr

"A cornucopia of redneck awesomeness."

Clearly, the Real Dale Jr has been abducted by aliens.

Find out how they did the reveal

Wow.

Plus - what country song is JR's favorite song of all time?

Concussions, married life, racing and...occasional buffalo problems.

I'm not surprised.

2016. Weirdest. Year. Ever.

We've got the answer here...

...and he's not over it yet