I Went To Hell…Michigan And It Was Heavenly!

I've been told a time or two that I should go to Hell. Now I can say I did — and had a good time doing it. Here are some things I learned about Hell, Michigan. 

The name may have been the result of a direct quote from the store and mill owner of the area, George Reeves. Legend has it that when asked what the town should be named, he stated, “You can name it Hell for all I care!” And it stuck. 

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There was a lot more water than I was expecting: Halfmoon Lake, Hi-Land Lake, Beaver Lake, Crooked Lake, Silver Lake...all less than 20 miles from Hell. All these water features in the area and not a single one of them was made of fire.  I felt slightly disappointed about that.  

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There is a snowball’s chance in Hell for you to get ice cream. The “Cream”atory courtesy of Screams Ice Cream at the gift shop from Hell, had several flavors worth dying for. Can you think of a Hell pun or joke? There’s probably a T-shirt for that there as well. Just don’t be offended when the crew tells you to get the Hell out after your transaction.  

Hell and motorcycle clubs/riders go hand in hand. Smitty’s Hell Saloon was packed with riders enjoying the beautiful day. The food smelled amazing, although I’m wondering why I didn’t see devilled eggs or devil’s food cake on the menu. Missed opportunity, Smitty. Just saying.  

So, yes, I went to Hell and made it back, only slightly singed as I forgot my sunscreen. I even had ice cream while I was there. So, if any of my exes are reading this: I finally did what you asked. AND had a great time doing it. Your turn.