The Bath Township Police have two pieces of advice for you:

Enjoy the fireworks this year without taking all those photos of blurry fireworks. Nobody likes them.

AND - Don't get drunk and injure yourself with fireworks, because you're going to be treated by newbie student doctors. (This is probably true. While many medical students are very smart and very skilled, you don't want to run into the one that Aunt Becky got into school with her "donation". Plus, the doctors who have been doing this for a long time are on their boat watching fireworks somewhere up north. Think that student's gonna bug that guy?)

Thank you Bath Township Police, for keeping it real. (Are we still saying that?)