Banana Don’s Slice of Americana – WHO Killed JFK?!!

According to a website called environmentalgraffitti.com there are some bizarre conspiracy theories about who killed JFK on that day in Dallas, fifty years ago.

I've picked out three of the MOST bizarre.

Theory #1 - The driver of the Presidential limousine killed him! The theory states that, as part of a CIA plot,  William Greer, the President's driver that day (and many times before), turned after the first shot and delivered the second fatal shot, himself. All while senior Secret Service agent Roy Kellerman was sitting right next to him in the passenger seat! Of course, the CIA doctored the Zapruder film, so you never saw any of this on the History Channel that night you were sick and couldn't sleep.

Theory #2 - Joe DiMaggio killed him! (Or paid to have him killed) And in a back to back conspiracy double-play - it's because brothers John and Bobby Kennedy were responsible for the August 1962 death of his ex-wife, Marilyn Monroe!

And Theory #3 - Jackie Kennedy killed JFK. You heard me. Jackie. And, according to the theory (and I wish I was making this up), she killed him with a gun that had been concealed in a "Lamb Chop" hand puppet and behind flowers she'd been given earlier that day. Because she was mad about JFK's affair with Marilyn Monroe. And she wanted to go get married to Aristotle Onassis.

Yeah. I'm gonna say - probably not.

October '63. No "Lamb Chop" this day. Or WAS there? Go ahead crazy people. Check it out.

Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop - The "Smoking Puppet".