mesick

There's not much to see and it's not easy to find, but if you're up for the challenge you can get to the highest point in Michigan's Lower Peninsula.

Known for their plentiful morel mushrooms, the small village of Mesick, Michigan has been called the Mushroom Capital of the United States.

I put together a list of places I think would be least optimal for the situation and where, in a fictional setting, you'd have the least chance of surviving a slasher coming for your soul.