Michigan’s Creepy Clowns Now Causing Problems for Ronald McDonald
Sure, there have been some "creepy clown' sightings in Michigan. But now, things have gotten WAY too crazy. These "sightings" have started to affect Ronald McDonald's daily activities.
According to MLive.com, McDonald's yesterday announced, that when it comes to Ronald McDonald - probably America's most beloved clown - they have decided to be "thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald's participation in community events" due to the "current climate around clown sightings." Obviously, this means Big Ron is going to be kept out of sight for a while.
What's next? The producers of The Simpson's firing Krusty the Clown?
C'mon America - the future President of the United States (whoever it is) is much scarier.
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