Is Kurt Busch’s ex-girlfriend a trained ninja assassin?

All signs point to, "yes".

Kurt Busch has been in court testifying on his own behalf, as his ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll tries to get a personal protection order issued against him. This all stems from an incident between the two, in Kurt's motorhome, last September at the Dover NASCAR race.

According to delawareonline.com, during the last two days of testimony, Kurt has hinted that HE is the one who should be scared because his ex, Patricia Driscoll is a trained assassin. In fact, Kurt stated, ON THE WITNESS STAND, that Patricia left one night wearing camo and came back a few hours later wearing a blood-spattered evening gown.

So far, neither Patricia or her attorney have disputed these stories.

After this, if you run into Kurt, you might wanna stay a safe distance away from him. Here's the story.

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