25 Hilarious Roasts About Michigan by ChatGPT

Not sure exactly what we expected when we asked ChatGPT to give us its best Michigan roasts, but we learned AI doesn't pull any punches.

Nothing we hold dear in Michigan seemed to be "off limits" for AI — it threw shade on everything it could, from our coney dogs and our Vernors to our stores and favorite vacation spots.

This is what happens when you ask AI to roast Michigan. It doesn't hold back. (Photos via Canva and Getty Images North America)

Michiganders and Their Hand Maps: Fair Game

It even poked fun at Michiganders using our hands as makeshift maps when showing a non-native where we're from.

Let's see... what else did AI attack?

The Spartans and Wolverines? Check.

Our roads? Oh, yes.

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Not even Mackinac Island was sacred.

Wow, ChatGPT. Tell us how you REALLY feel. (Photos via Canva)

Don’t Worry — It’s All in Good Fun

Look. We're not trying to tear Michigan down. Think of this as celebrating the state in a way that only true Michiganders can — through a little gentle teasing and some shared experiences. And if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

Here's the sad truth — it's hard to deny any of this. It just stings a little to get so called out.

Can You Handle the Heat? Here Are 25 Roasts

Here are 25 of ChatGPT's best Michigan roasts. There's something here for everyone — from lifelong residents to fresh transplants who still haven't figured out what a pasty is.

Careful not to sit too close or your eyebrows might get singed.