The U.S. Air Force reports in an interview with "Air and Space Magazine" that they are ready, if called on, to take on Godzilla.

Can't tell you how relieved I am to hear this.

Our main line of defense? According to officials at Kadena Air Force Base in Japan, not surprisingly, F-15 fighter jets. But, also being deployed - 4000 Segways and Chuck Norris.



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