Is Michigan on Vladimir Putin's Nuclear Target List?Is Michigan on Vladimir Putin's Nuclear Target List?Officials close to Vladimir Putin have mentioned 14 possible U.S. targets for nuclear attack. Is Michigan safe? Dana MarshallDana Marshall
Forget Election Meddling – Russia Just Impounded the Batmobile!Forget Election Meddling – Russia Just Impounded the Batmobile!Putin - you'll never be Batman. You'll never even be Robin.Banana DonBanana Don
Say What You Will – The Ruskies Know How to Cut Fruit With A TankSay What You Will – The Ruskies Know How to Cut Fruit With A TankIn news from outside of Michigan....Banana DonBanana Don
Rule Michigan’s Two Tracks – Turn Your Your Grandma’s Car Into a Russian TankRule Michigan’s Two Tracks – Turn Your Your Grandma’s Car Into a Russian TankWith this modification, who goes first at the intersection? You do. Every time.Banana DonBanana Don
Attention Michigan Dairy Farmers – Your Russian Friends Have Great News For YouAttention Michigan Dairy Farmers – Your Russian Friends Have Great News For YouYou'll probably sell your current herd after reading this.Banana DonBanana Don
Russian weapons maker Kalashnikov unveils new brand – with super modelsRussian weapons maker Kalashnikov unveils new brand – with super modelsMoscow Times headline includes the phrase "plan for world domination". Umm....what?Banana DonBanana Don
True Headline: “Justin Bieber Saves Man From Bear Attack”True Headline: “Justin Bieber Saves Man From Bear Attack”He's like a superhero......just kidding, he's still a punk.Banana DonBanana Don