Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Thank you, Dragnet. But really, the names have not been changed. There have been "events" removed to protect the innocent but other than that here is a copy of our company Christmas Party invitation. I will say that I am very excited about the "lots of prizes" part. It's the "prime rib" part that totally creeps me out. You see, I can't eat prime rib. It's not that I just can't eat prime rib. It's more than that. Saying the words "prime rib" and seeing prime rib on someone else's plate bothers me. Really bothers me. I for some reason immediately think of a dead body in the morgue on a crime show when it comes to prime rib. It's been this way for years. My husband, bless his heart, won't even order prime rib anymore when we go to a 'fancy' restaurant that has it on the menu.

That being said, I'm sure the party is gonna be a hoot. You know in a 'dead body in the morgue' kind of way...wish me luck. I'm hoping for "lots of prizes."

Merry Christmas! :)