Joey Adams is a junior at Michigan State. Soon, he'll be a chemical engineer. And he has experience as a "lubricant consultant" (Gentlemen, I suggest that if you've ever performed an oil change on a vehicle - you adopt that line for when you're asked, "What do you do?") He's done one internship and will soon be off for another summer of interning with Shell Oil Company. According to Metro Times, one day Joey asked a girl out on a date and was immediately asked about his "dating resume". Sadly, he did not have one.

So, he made one. This is the result - and a nice prototype, 'cuz if you're single, I guess you need one of these. The picture of Joey with a fuzzy Alpaca is a nice touch.

 

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