Michigan Has A Large Colon
Nope. It's not a giant inflatable Wallace & Gromit that's going to be in Troy, Michigan this week. It's a giant inflatable COLON!
According to the Centre Daily Times, the giant colon will be on display from Tuesday through Friday. It is meant to encourage those 50 and older to get screened regularly for colorectal cancer. And get this, it's SO BIG that you can even walk through it!
So, here's your chance to walk through a giant colon (I know you've always wanted to) and it's also a great chance to come up with your favorite colon joke (because I know you're just dying to make a "poop" joke here.)
On a serious note, it is National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month and you should get checked. (Banana Don did and he'll tell you all about it if you ask him.)