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Breaking news from Fox News Uganda (I don't even know if that's a real thing...)

After a four day hunt, a one ton, man-eating crocodile has been captured - alive. And from the photo in this story from ABC News, just like red necks everywhere, the guys who caught it, put it in their truck and drove it around town so everybody could see it. I find it a little unusual that they didn't kill a KILLER CROC, but who am I to judge? If I was to find this in a creek in Clinton County, it would be dead - and THEN I would put it in the back of my pick-up.

 

And here's the reason you shoot these things - or at least, get a stronger "rice cart":

 

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