Banana Don was born in California and probably would’ve gotten mixed up with that whole Kardashian family if his dad hadn’t done the right thing and moved everybody to the family farm (a grape vineyard), in Missouri, when Banana was 12. He started his broadcasting career in the town of Rolla, Missouri, in a radio station whose back door opened up onto the top of a hotel’s outdoor water slide (true). Since that time he’s worked in St. Louis, MO, Pittsburgh, PA and Birmingham, AL. He’s only been fired twice – yet. Banana Don enjoys fishing, deer hunting and going to museums so he can learn more weird facts as part of his training to be an eccentric old man (he’s almost there). He’s been married for a long time to his best friend, Michelle (who really was Miss USA 1987). He has two grown daughters and a German Shepherd named Axel. He’ a licensed pilot, a beer drinker and Ancestry.com DNA tests confirm he has Viking blood coursing through his veins. He eagerly awaits the mothership’s arrival any day now.