Toys R Us

They got skeletons. And ghouls. And wait until you find out who Jeff Bezos murdered. It's all in the song; just listen.

Another retailer is buying and renting.

If you've got them, use them or lose them.

What would've once been an action figure can now be a K-Cup. Or a toaster.

Geoffrey the Giraffe may have to find a new gig...