Michigan State University Is Selling A Halloween Costume That’s Pure Nightmare Fuel
With Halloween right around the corner, we are now in a situation where we have to think long and hard about what we want to dress up as for Halloween. Whether it’s to dress up to go to an adult party or to hang out at the house and hand out candy to little kids on the big night, it’s important to try to find a costume that you are comfortable with.
But many of us try to come up with something unique, something that doesn’t come out of a box and will create a lasting memory. There is a costume that Michigan State University surplus is selling right now which will make you wish the men in black were real, and they had their neuralizer on them, so they could erase the site of this costume from YOUR memory.
I don’t know when but at some point or another, Michigan State University Spartans had a yeti mascot costume that they used for some ungodly reason. Now it appears as though they are selling the costume, and if you’re looking for something terrifying Halloween we may have found the costume for you.
I don’t know who designed this costume fueled by nightmares and sleep paralysis demons. If I saw a real yeti that looked like this in the wild, I would just ask him to make it quick.
But the demented and deranged look in its eyes makes me believe that it would be a slow torturous moment in my fleeting life. The psychosis and maniacal look in its eyes seem to usher in 1000 years of darkness into my soul. So I guess if you’re looking for something truly terrifying. You may want to get this. We just can’t be held responsible if it is possessed.
If you want to put your bid you have until Monday morning, October 8th, 2024 at 11:30 but as of Friday at 5 AM, the current highest bid is $170. You can bid on it here.