Residents of Grand Rapids, MI Are Totally Unprepared For Looming Invasion
"What's that smell?"
If you happen to be in downtown Grand Rapids within the coming days you'll be asking yourself that question a lot.
I believe wholeheartedly that residents of downtown Grand Rapids, MI and the surrounding areas and completely unprepared for the massive invasion that's about to flood the streets:
Hippies
'90s jam band Phish are set to return to Grand Rapids for the first show in 26 years. If this is the moment you are learning that Phish is an actual band and more than just a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, welcome.
I happen to be a Phish "phan" myself and I'm looking forward to attending both nights of the band's 2-night run at Van Andel Arena on August 6 & 7, 2024. As a somewhat late bloomer I've only ever known Phish to play places like nearby Pine Knob in Detroit or Deer Creek (Ruoff Music Center) in Indiana, so imagine my surprise to hear the band is returning to the "Freezer on Fulton" for the first time since November 11, 1998.
What to Expect
Phish phans/Phish heads are a very dedicated fanbase and will be traveling from far and wide to attend these mid-week concerts.
In the coming days you'll probably notice vehicles with plenty of stickers and out-of-state plates; you'll notice plenty of bright, wild colored clothing and the smell of patchouli will fill the air. Of course, dreadlocks are a given.
On the whole Phish phans are generally well-natured and polite. Actually, you'd be surprised to learn plenty of professionals including doctors and lawyers consider themselves to be part of the "Phamily"-- perhaps even yours!
True mind-altering substances and alcohol usually go hand-in-hand with the Phish experience, but plenty of families attend the events as well. At the end of the day we're all just trying to bring more love and light into the world.
You might notice more people loitering at Rosa Parks Circle and you'll probably notice the used latex balloons that will soon litter the sidewalks, but as long as you treat a Phan with respect they will in turn give theirs to you.
Last minute tickets are still available here.
Flashback to this viral moment with fan Jovie and Trey at Frederik Meijer Gardens 2 years ago:
Phish interview at Kalamazoo State Theatre 6/19/94:
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