Banana Don’s Slice Of Americana – The Key

THIS is what happens when you go back to college after Christmas vacation and your parents give you a ride because the weather is REALLY nasty and you'll come home and get your car later and you're all excited about seeing your friends and talking about dorm drama and congratulating your football team on their win at the Rose Bowl and you're a little concerned about not freezing solid when you walk to class because your bike is buried in the snow outside the dorm somewhere (even though your parents told you, "Get a bus pass"), but it's so nice to walk to class on the most beautiful college campus in America....

And you forget to give your Dad the key to your car so he can move it when he snow-blows the driveway. And your Dad is too lazy to drive the 20 minutes to your dorm to get the key.

This is what happens to your car:

Not that it would happen to anybody I know, but......