Would You Like To Buy My Imaginary Friend?
On the advice of her psychiatrist, Londoner Georgia Horrocks is selling her invisible friend, Bernard. On eBay. For $322.
And once you've paid the $322, Bernie will be sent to you, by Georgia, "via imagination".
I'm thinking about getting rid of my imaginary friend, Tito. All he wants to do is drink beer and go hunting, when we should be fixing things around the house and raking my leaves. If you'd like to buy him, drop off $300, and I'll send you Tito, "via imagination".
Jimmy Stewart had an imaginary friend. But he would never sell him on eBay:
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