Two years of German in high school. A full blooded German grandmother. Several friends who grew up in Michigan speaking German (Bobby - where are you, bud?) And I'm lost.

Just trying to figure out this German TV commercial. This is a 3 minute (don't worry - you won't be able to look away) TV commercial for the Edeka supermarket chain in Germany. It stars a guy named Friedrich Liechtenstein who, apparently, is now the new "Most Interesting Man In The World" - sorry Dos Equis.

Tell me what's going on here:

 Ich bin so verwirrt.

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