Top 3 (Clean) Beer Jokes & One Liners For Lansing On Tap
So, Lansing On Tap is THIS Saturday at the Summit Sports and Ice Complex in Dimondale. (Buy your tickets here.) The event runs from 1pm-5pm. (You may want to get there early to get your ID checked.)
To help prepare you for the fun, I found a couple of clean beer jokes and one-liners to share with your friends while your sampling over 100 beers from America's finest craft breweries. We'll start with some simple jokes:
Q: Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?
A: The monkey bars!
Q: What does a ghost drink?
A: BOO'S
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
I know, not the greatest jokes ever...so...maybe one of these one-liners will work for you instead:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
You can find more beer jokes and one-liners here, most of them are 'adult themed'. See ya Saturday!!
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