So, Lansing On Tap is THIS Saturday at the Summit Sports and Ice Complex in Dimondale. (Buy your tickets here.) The event runs from 1pm-5pm. (You may want to get there early to get your ID checked.)

To help prepare you for the fun, I found a couple of clean beer jokes and one-liners to share with your friends while your sampling over 100 beers from America's finest craft breweries. We'll start with some simple jokes:
Q: Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?
A: The monkey bars!

Q: What does a ghost drink?

A: BOO'S

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
I know, not the greatest jokes ever...so...maybe one of these one-liners will work for you instead:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
You can find more beer jokes and one-liners here, most of them are 'adult themed'. See ya Saturday!!
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