Michigan Man Brings Curio to Police Station – Their response? “RUNNNN!”
On Thursday, some guy walked into a Detroit police station to drop off the LIVE hand grenade he found in his apartment. While he was cleaning. Which leads me to ask - just how messy is that apartment?
According to the Free Press, the police immediately evacuated the station. I'm sure there were some other "evacuations" as well. The bomb squad was called in and they took care of it, but - good times, huh?
I'm no law enforcement official, but my guess is, if you find a live hand grenade, anywhere, call the cops and let them deal with it from start to finish. While you stand on the sidewalk and do interviews with CNN and Fox News.
Word of advice - don't bring hand grenades to sell at the "World's Largest Yard Sale", going on this weekend, at the Summit in Dimondale. Thank you. Click here for more info.
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