So, have you heard the one about the drunk guy who stole a bulldozer so he could get home? It's true. According to ABC News, 30-year-old Christopher Russell ran over signs, three benches, a tree, a drinking fountain, and left a bunch of tracks in the grass on his escapade. The Harrison Police Captain, Mike Green, said that Russell told officers he was cold and was trying to ride home to Newark. Russell was charged with driving while intoxicated, criminal mischief, leaving the scene of an accident and theft of the bulldozer. You can see photos of what he ran over with the bulldozer by clicking here.