Banana Don’s Slice of Americana – Let’s Get Ornamental
I believe Christmas ornaments make the man (or woman).
For your consideration:
My Top 5 Personal Christmas Ornaments –
No. 5 – 2013 Alien Ornament: – just purchased at Bronner’s (a trip to be discussed in a later blog)
The headphones show that radio DJs are loved throughout the universe. Whatever is on his forehead shows dermatologists are not.
No. 4 – Caddyshack Gopher:
Stuck. Because his feet don’t reach the gas pedal.
Scared. Because that giant “Santa Mouse” behind him looks hungry.
No. 3 – The Christmas Story Lamp Ornament:
In the 1930’s, apparently nothing said “Christmas” in the upper Midwest like a woman’s leg in a fishnet stocking. With a lightbulb where her hip should be.
And that remains true today.
And I did NOT mean for that to come out as creepy as it did.
No. 2 – Classic Alien Ornament: (last year’s favorite)
This one’s smiling. They’re not all this friendly.
And my new No.1 – Legal Orange Whitetail Ornament: (also just purchased at Bronner’s)
It’s greatness needs no explanation. Especially in Michigan. Merry Christmas to all.