Banana Don’s Slice of Americana – Last Minute Gift Ideas

Some last minute gift ideas I found for you at the mall:

                               I'll wait for the "Peanuts" TV Special.

You know, when the MRI shows a brain composed entirely of cookies....

        If you don't have an MSU car charger - you are NOT a true fan. Goodbye.

Oh, good GOD! Apparently you pull off her head and douse yourself with something that smells like rapper and former "American Idol" judge Nicki Minaj?

"No, Mrs. Smith, we don't know why your pre-teen daughter can't get to sleep since Christmas. Is there anything DISTURBING AND LIFELESS that might be STARING AT HER FROM HER DRESSER?!"

Oh, these gift ideas? You're very welcome. It's what I do. I'm a giver.