Bad Guys Make Bad Mistake

You never know who's got a gun on them, do you?

Turns out that sometimes, when you try to rob the local pizza place, one of the workers might be a part time SHERIFF'S DEPUTY. With a gun and a badge and 25 years of experience. Nicely done Deputy Shaft.

Hmm, I wonder if the crime rate will go down in that area of Houston, TX now.

And yes, Deputy Shaft is a cool name. Here's the story.