And so it begins……in MICHIGAN

Police in Ottawa County are searching for the driver who hit a man "dressed as a zombie" with his car on Saturday night.

First, who would "dress as a zombie". An actual zombie, maybe?

Second, police say, Jeff Stiles was walking along the roadway "to scare cars". No report from the police on whether any cars were, in fact, scared. But to be safe, please keep an eye on your car tonight, and, if possible, keep it in a locked garage.

Finally, mlive.com says Stiles' injuries are not considered life threatening.

Well, no. He's a ZOMBIE!

Here's the full story.

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